WOAHY, ZOOEY. ♥
WHO'S THAT GIRL?

Zooey Deschanel. Actress. Musician. Funny girl.
Newly divorced, not exactly looking for romance...
I like old movies, screwball comedies, vintage clothes and basically, I'm an old-fashioned gal.

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Omg, I'm sorry for....him.

Your sister sure is… one lucky girl.




Sure seems like there’s a lot of drama around here tonight…

hazzaharreh:

Bed? Now? You’re a little early, love.

Now you’re really making me feel like I’m too old to be here!



1 year ago | 4 notes (originally from woahy-zooey)

I’ll join you, sweet thing.




Sure seems like there’s a lot of drama around here tonight…

I think I’ll just go to bed.




brohugs asked:
Ooooh I get it sweetcheeks. You're a fan of Kourtney. I'll fly her in and it can be just the three of us.




brohugs asked:
Do you live under a rock sweetheart? I am Scott Disick, lord of the land. I'm most famous for knocking up that kardashian sex tapes sister not just once, but TWICE. Teenage girls all over the world throw their panties at me because I'm one sassy mother fucker and I always get what I want. And you know what I want? You. In my bed, panties off, right now. So hop to it, darlin'.


Is this how you talk to all women? …I don’t find it charming.




I don`t want to be a babe. I don`t want vanity to ever get in the way, because I think to maintain that, you have to be aware of yourself all the time, and that gets in the way of acting. My job`s not to be the beautiful person. My job is to be the best actor I can be.”



1 year ago | 21 notes (originally from delsinrowess)
#scrap

brohugs asked:
I'll take your silence as you being so shocked that a star of my status is recognizing you and your little fox network show. After all, I am on E!, but have no fear, papa's here. I'll sweet talk you right into my arms.


Star of your status? What are you even famous for?




brohugs asked:
You're hot, I'm hot, my "girl" is gone with our kids, so I say you let me get it in. Kapeesh?




brohugs asked:
hey sugar, will you be my next baby mama?




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